ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
