He uses pillows to masturbate.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Dear god my vagina.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
