You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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