google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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