if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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