Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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