suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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