Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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