Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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