How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Welp...herpes.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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