doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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