Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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