the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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