I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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