Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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