so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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