Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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