Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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