Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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