dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I will pee on everything he values.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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