Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
don't judge my taste in strippers
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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