I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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