I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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