The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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