just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
How external is "for external use only"?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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