This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
your room smells of hookers.
And success
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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