But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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