Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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