I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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