Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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