I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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