Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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