i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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