love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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