How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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