About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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