i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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