Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I don't think brook has ever known best
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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