Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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