That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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