next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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