thus making me awesome and them whores
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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