you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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