Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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