This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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