Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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