I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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