That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
