So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.