dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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