ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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